i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
that just literally broke me. that hurt. a lot.
omfg, what do I do ?!!! I’m dying over here….
just reminding everyone of the old pixar man we knew and loved so much
so many memories
all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is
november is like the Thursday of the year
I don’t know why this makes so much sense but it does.